Scribble the Kat
There are years that ask questions and years that answer.
Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (via observando)

scribblethekat:

I am a huge nerd

So apparently this is what Heartbleed does on tumblr. Hack accounts and call you a nerd.

I am a huge nerd

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

meggannn:

friendly reminder that australia doesn’t exist it’s a hoax created by the government all your australian friends are secret fbi agents trying to keep tabs on your online criminal activity wake up america

Oh, here’s something nice, though! Khoshekh spent his whole life floating four feet off the ground at a fixed point in the mens’ bathroom here at our station. He never moved from there until he was attacked. I hate to think much about the pain he’s been in while healing from broken bones and severe lacerations, but…listeners, I got to hold Khoshekh for the first time last week. I got to pick him up, hug him, carry him around my home.

Carlos is allergic to cats. But I bought him some Claratin, so he’ll be fine while Khoshekh heals.

Thanks for all your concerns, dear listeners. It’s wonderful to have him back.

Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 44 - Cookies

(via nightvalequotes)

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

cecstrong:

blackoutofgretely:

cecstrong:

hey straight people how’s that going for you?

fine actually. how’s being intolerant of nature’s choices going for you?

it’s going real great! i don’t understand why the leaves fall off the fucking trees in the winter and it pisses me off

I am a huge nerd

citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor